into: The bizarre. 'Tis beautiful, no?
not into: My fears. Which are failure, death, horses, birds, banks, and large dogs. In that order.
makes me happy: Eyes; anatomical abnormalities; the occult; cults and cult leaders; ancient buildings; the 60's; stilletos; boots; scarves; the bizarre, the inane, and the unexplained; drag queens; the macabre; things that are unintentionally funny; strange fetishes; androgyny; poetry; books; films; art and music that move me to tears; being in love; people that don't kill bugs; libraries; carving pumpkins; cool old people; the smell of sex; the smell of Autumn; hats; Rogue Taxidermy; karaoke; seeing people rocking out to music in their cars; the way people look when they are asleep; twins; odd movies; all things mod; black lace; wrought iron; gargoyles; old freaky religious art; feet (especially pinky toes); black nail polish; olive green; the number 23 and it's associations; the smell of clean laundry; spider webs; hardwood floors; cemeteries; high speed internet; dead flowers; the many shades of red; museums; deja vu; astrology; cleaning out my ears; dancing on elevated surfaces; being creeped out; the musty smell of books; Photoshop, finding strange things on the ground; people who have alternate personas; weddings; castles; making people feel uncomfortable; masturbation; ghost hunts; sad songs; playing make-believe; building forts; spying on people (especially when they are doing something they are not supposed to be doing); nostalgia; long nails; stupid human tricks; high I.Q.'s; rooting for the underdog; amnesia; snakes; all creepy-crawly things; old photographs; Gnosticism; insane snowstorms; rain; Greek and Roman mythology; 11:11; the numbers 3, 9, 11, 13, and 42; superstition; finding out the meaning and origin of phrases; the thesaurus; the dictionary; people with boisterous laughs; made-up words; irony; make-up; lazy days; the colors grey and black; accents - especially foreign; monocles; handlebar mustaches; dream analysis; flossing; my morning coffee and cigarette....
makes me sad: Lost socks; when the toilet clogs; when I'm out of cigarettes; being in debt to friends; daylight savings; big rabid dogs; humidity; the DMV; filling out paperwork; when annoying sounds wake me up; people that cheat on their significant others; when people underestimate me; when people are mean to me for no apparent reason; religious fanatics; not having money; being hungry; hot summers; when the sun is too bright; sunburns; shaving; oversleeping; overeating; when gorgeous women think they are fat; funerals; when people cry for attention; swimsuits; accidentally stepping on a cat; when I'm missing something or I've lost something that I immediately need; politics; wooden eating utensils; people that pretend to be Masons; when people say "Life isn't fair"; fart humor; being taken advantage of; headaches; laziness; when technology replaces human connection; fake people; pathological liars; people who gain their self-worth from others; typing abbreviations; poor grammar and misspellings; text messaging (unless the message is written fully and properly); being interrupted during sex; the news; terrible poetry; homeless people; when I accidentally throw something away of importance; having my privacy invaded; when pretty girls give me dirty looks; emotional wounds that result in physical scars; chapped lips; back aches; the feeling of paranoia; when I forget to unplug things; unnecessary drama; doing the dishes...
hobbies: Seeking out and watching disturbing films, studying odd art, spying on you, being creepy, getting lost in libraries, taking pictures of dead things, and reveling in the macabre.
5 things i can't live without: Passion, Consciousness, The Strange, Sexuality, and Art (in it's many forms).
vices: "Vice" is such a dirty word. I call them "character traits."
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Being an exhibitionist, reading, writing, sexing, creating, loving, learning, freaking people out.
occupation: Libertine.
current crush: Joseph Carey Merrick.
stats: I can fit gigantic things in my mouth and can tie shoes and light cigarettes with my feet.
body mods: I am the proud owner of a third eye... more marks to come as money permits. I have no piercings, as I am cursed with a metal allergey.
heroes: My Mother, Anne Sexton, Mae West, Marie Antoinette, Spongebob Squarepants, Anton LaVey, Pee Wee Herman, Amanda Lepore, Tiny Tim, Brigitte Bardot, Klaus Nomi, Richard Dawkins, Larry Flynt, Alfred Kinsey, Robert Flannigan, James Randi, my cat Fernando.
gets me hot: Your face, darling.
favorite position: That one that I like so much.
fantasy: Having sex in zero gravity. Space: the sexiest frontier.
sign: Scorpio. Watch out for my stinger.
most humbling moment: When I discovered I was mortal.
i lost my virginity: Through a basement window, at the age of eighteen.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
