age: (Nov 05, 1865)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2008

occupation: Private Investigator, Warrior

heroes: Col. Joshua Chanberlain, Bugs Bunny, Oliver North, John Norman

stats: ???? 6'2", 190 los. Bench 315 and shoot Master Class. Is that what you wanted to know?

sign: Scorpio and all that may imply.

most humbling moment: Visiting the Gettysburg battlefield and visualizing the horrors the men who fought there endured.

i lost my virginity: Let's see. It was 1942 or was it '43. We were in the south of France when I met this ..........

fantasy: Jessica Alba kneeling naked at my feet and calling me Master. Being President of the United States. I really wish I was the President. In four years I would either fix the problems in this country or have us involved in the damnedist thermonuclear war anyone ever say.

gets me hot: Suicide Girls.

makes me sad: People who are unnecessarily cruel to their fellow humans. People who hurt animals. Loud mouths. People who lie, cheat and steal. Basically people who live without honor.

crush: My wife although Keira Knightly isn't too bad.

body mods: Scars, generally received against my will. A few received intentionally. Roman thunderbolt on left shoulder, skull and dagger on right shoulder.