"Ah, the memories..."

"This guy is a mother fucking bastard!

No really, he has no father and his last girlfriend had two kids..."

"And on top of all that I said below, the man has busted out with some of the greatest lines I've ever heard. Hilarity is good!"

"Would you like to know a little about Orion?

Well, for starters, you should know that nobody ever looks forward to a visit from somebody they don't like. Nobody's ever sad when that person leaves. Nobody cares about the feelings of that person, or worries about them, or looks forward to laughing with them.

That said, everybody looks forward to Orion's visits. We're all so sad to see him go. We worry about him, we're happy for him, we can't wait to laugh with him again. Everybody cares about how Orion's feeling.

Can't wait to see you again man. Much laughter will ensue. "

"He's magically delicious!!! "

"Orion it has been a pleasure. You are funnier than a midget yogi with no legs and taller too. Your always fun and a good time, it has been an honor being able to become your friend. Can't wait for some silly Portland adventures, just leave some pancakes fro me "

"Orion is a kind soul, with a bad ass attitude! No he's just extremely sweet and wonderful. He's a gem of powerful wise words and sincere fella. I adore the guy and extremely respect him to the 2nd power of a lot of things "

"He's not too bad, for a hopelesninja freak. OOOO he gets the phreak on for the ninjas if you catch my drift."

"He is the best, no kiddin'. And he deserves more testimonials! He is very funny and nice, and I'm happy to have him as a friend "

"Orion is kewler than Christmas Poo...


...and Christmas Poo kicks ass!"