into: The fire.

makes me happy: That question is too personal.

makes me sad: Ads for anti-depressants, Maury Povich, my pool skills, loneliness, litigiousness, logic board errors, Seattle, professional sports leagues, birds who aren't owls.

5 things i can't live without: Possessions are an illusion. That being said, "spaghetti."

vices: Vices, schmices.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Monitor Lizard

current crush: Maggie Gyllenhall, Nicole Kidman. But I love them because of their MINDS.

stats: 81% of US children are vaccinated for chickenpox.

body mods: I'm a lot taller than I used to be, but that wasn't a voluntary modification.

gets me hot: Owls, video games (shut up!), being in public, music, sharp-toothed fish, waking up in the morning.

favorite position: Really any sort of sex would be fine, thanks.

fantasy: On the catwalk above a live performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream. At the Globe. In 1598.

sign: Yield

most humbling moment: About twenty-eight years ago, I was delivered by caesarean section. I've never really recovered from that.

i lost my virginity: But then I found it again. It's all right: you can stop looking now.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories