MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: disco ball repairman/installer, tickle monster and secret weapon.

stats: reads at a 3rd grade level, needs constant supervision

crush: michelle (still)

heroes: Alex Jones, Moshe Dayan, Fedor Emelianeko

sign: Here, Drink This!

most humbling moment: here's a few.... shooting a 9mm in the house, going to tiajuana, and waking up 48 hours later in my home nekkid under my kitchen table, or anytime I crash my mountain bike (about 2-3 times a week) or every time i start to cry when i read the little prince, i'm perpetually humbled

body mods: Tattoos-nipples-septum, 4x 6g ears, various scabs, bruises, cuts, scars, and a few bumps on the head! Braces.

i lost my virginity: To a girl who still doesn't know that she did it (wow.. that was a long time ago)... but i still talk to her, on occasion (she's married with kids and stuff)... and maybe one day, I'll get the nerve to tell her.... her name is Jessica, don't tell her. I pretended like I knew what I was doing... all those years of watching porno paid off!!

gets me hot: girls who look like they are from outerspace, conspiracies, conversations, talking about sex, and then doing what we talked about, girls who aren't allergic to cats, stripey socks, playing "Guess where I'm pierced!", shoplifting, anything illegal! pretty much girls.....

makes me happy: Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Volcanic eruptions, Kisses from Maggie and "To crush my enemies... see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of the women"