age: 29 (Jan 12, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: Creep

fantasy: The perfect woman

into: Um, like, you know... things... and stuff.

stats: 37 - 30 - 33

body mods: The only thing "mod" about my body is that it also went out of style a long, long time ago.

makes me sad: Wine, Weed and Women

i lost my virginity: To my third grade gym teacher in the school's boiler room, I was soooo nervous, but he was very gentle.

makes me happy: Wine, Weed and Women

gets me hot: National Public Radio

sign: I would, but my pen can't write on the computer screen.

most humbling moment: Sitting at home alone filling out a personal profile on an online porn site and worrying about what people might think about my responses.