"Everyone knows that the truly beautiful women all come from Jersey (and of course they LEAVE Jersey, but that's another story). You belong on that long and illustrious list. And when time comes, Cali's gain will be Jersey's loss."

"haha yea, same to you. are you new? where in jersey are you from? i was born in the garden state."

"cute as fuck. what more needs to be said?"

"sweet, i wanna be at a party with you and get rocked!"