age: 33 (May 22, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2010
occupation: Saving the world from boredom....by renting movies to people.
most humbling moment: I can't remember any. Having no shame and a bad memory has its advantages.
sign: Gemini and 'I'm with Stupid'
stats: 6 feet......tall, not like I'm some kind of octopus man....I promise.
crush: Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry.
fantasy: Swimming around in a big pile of money like Scrooge McDuck.
gets me hot: Nerdy girls, goth girls, geeky girls, art-school girls, girls with glasses and naughty librarian types. Nice legs, a sexy neck, freckles
into: British Girls, French Girls, Canadian Girls, British comedy, Stand-up comedy, Sci-fi Movies, Action Movies, Comedy Movies, Zombie Movies, Poker, Comics, Being a smart-ass, Freckles, Halloween, Swimming, Pie (delicious) and Pi (3.14159)
i lost my virginity: So long ago I think its starting to grow back.
heroes: Maxwell Smart, Chuck Norris, Mario, MacGyver, Darkwing Duck.
I work in a strip mall with enough room for cars to pass by in either direction and plenty of parking but how come I have to dodge around parked cars and communicate with the oncoming traffic so we don't get wedged in. If you're a little old lady or have difficulty walking through snow, ice and slush that's fine. If you're some dude in a pick-up truck who's waiting for his girlfriend to pick up something real quick find a real fucking parking spot and stay there will ya?
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