into: Good restaurants, dive bars, useless facts, loud music, singing poorly, being nerdy, bad food and good drinks
makes me happy: Meeting new people, relaxing with friends, sleeping in, good bars, quotes, scaring children, stand up comics, sarcasm, and acting like a jackass
makes me sad: Hippies, your president, stupid children, lazy people, lonliness
5 things i can't live without: Nachos, toothpicks, the Joyce, a hat, and paper towels
vices: Whiskey, sarcasm, The Joyce, nerd shit
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: Professional Iconoclast/Dream crusher
current crush: Any red will do...
body mods: Pants.
heroes: Patrick Bateman, Dr. Doom, H.L. Mencken
gets me hot: Corsets, fire, humor, the sun, and good old fashoned dirty talkin'.
favorite position: At this point, I'm not picky at all...
fantasy: It had something to do with a talking birthday cake...
sign: Virgo. Dammit.
i lost my virginity: Me too!
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek