into: Second Life, PC Gaming, reading, MST3K

makes me happy: Subtle insanity, Zim, Horror, Zoloft

makes me sad: Chunky soup, your ex-boyfriend, people who don't allow Chaka Khan to be rocked by them even though they sincerely feel for her

5 things i can't live without: Computer, Maeve, DVD player, Heart, brain

vices: Smoking, furious masturbating, mmmbubbies, sunflower seeds

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Student

current crush: Damn, my elbows are dry!

stats: Tall dark and gruesome

body mods: Ears, one lame tattoo, piece of metal in my ass that the government told me not to mention. I removed the nose ring, and my arm-piercing removed itself...go figger

gets me hot: Everything -- I'm a fucking man

favorite position: Any position where neither of us die

fantasy: I wake up and have the power to eat any squirrel I want at any time.

sign: Saggie

most humbling moment: Killed my uncle while playing parcheesi, but he didn't die fully and cut my penis off while his wife was molesting me in the shower. I was only 6 months old. Really embarassing.

i lost my virginity: When I put my hoohah in her choopoo doodoo.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories