And Now For Something Completely Different
A few weeks ago, I watched the entire series of Twin Peaks, yes, even the shitty Lynchless episodes!
I was then convinced that this little kid that was hiding behind a fence at 1am was in fact from the Black Lodge and was going to kill me or something. But rather I think he was eating boogers in secret.
I also remembered how much I truly love Agent Dale Cooper, and have lusted after him since I was maybe 12 years old.
Aww Coop.
It gets a bit dodgey towards the end there, when all the episodes become like an extended episode of Days Of Our Lives, with evil twins and back from the deads all rolled in there. However, one thing or rather two things that keep it from being a big fucking nap and a half shell are:
1. David Lynch as Gordon Cole, who I want to make out with
2. David fucking Duchovny as Denise (the transvestite DEA agent)
Ahh Mulder you foxy bitch! (who I subsequently want to make out with.)
I started school, which pissed me right off, because I loathe having to get up at 9 am every day to go to French class. "La sange est sur la branch"
I have been addicted to Monsieur Izzard the last week or so, and have watched everything I can get my hands on, which is everything but one dvd, Sexie, which is only in region 2. BOOOO!
I also had to sit through Birth of a Nation this morning, and fell asleep twice, but no worries, the south still surrendered! (I have seen this film 2 times already, and I find it to be mostly boring, although the acting is funny as hell, and the white people in black face is just so fucking wrong in all the right ways, I think Spike Lee should remake it.
Lou agrees with me
Mostly because he is so fucking stoned out of his mind, that anything seems like a good idea, except reuniting the Velvet Underground, because why they fuck should Mo Tucker, Sterling Morrison and John Cale get all the glory?!
(I have been reading a book...
And Now For Something Completely Different
A few weeks ago, I watched the entire series of Twin Peaks, yes, even the shitty Lynchless episodes!
I was then convinced that this little kid that was hiding behind a fence at 1am was in fact from the Black Lodge and was going to kill me or something. But rather I think he was eating boogers in secret.
I also remembered how much I truly love Agent Dale Cooper, and have lusted after him since I was maybe 12 years old.
Aww Coop.
It gets a bit dodgey towards the end there, when all the episodes become like an extended episode of Days Of Our Lives, with evil twins and back from the deads all rolled in there. However, one thing or rather two things that keep it from being a big fucking nap and a half shell are:
1. David Lynch as Gordon Cole, who I want to make out with
2. David fucking Duchovny as Denise (the transvestite DEA agent)
Ahh Mulder you foxy bitch! (who I subsequently want to make out with.)
I started school, which pissed me right off, because I loathe having to get up at 9 am every day to go to French class. "La sange est sur la branch"
I have been addicted to Monsieur Izzard the last week or so, and have watched everything I can get my hands on, which is everything but one dvd, Sexie, which is only in region 2. BOOOO!
I also had to sit through Birth of a Nation this morning, and fell asleep twice, but no worries, the south still surrendered! (I have seen this film 2 times already, and I find it to be mostly boring, although the acting is funny as hell, and the white people in black face is just so fucking wrong in all the right ways, I think Spike Lee should remake it.
Lou agrees with me
Mostly because he is so fucking stoned out of his mind, that anything seems like a good idea, except reuniting the Velvet Underground, because why they fuck should Mo Tucker, Sterling Morrison and John Cale get all the glory?!
(I have been reading a book on VU lately, and also I am reading Hell's Angels, so sometimes I have the most dirty dreams)
'God didn't do that! You did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent! I was on to your stinking act from the start, you pig!'
I also went to denver on what was basically a 3 day drunk, went to some clubs, rode in a limo, and got hit on at a gay bar, by a guy. Yeah thats how I roll. Either that, or im such a fag hag that I have completely looped around again. Its the circle of life man...
'Wink wink...Nudge Nudge..Say no more'
So the end is near my fine chaps, I shall be expiring tomorrow.
I have decided not to renew my membership, for a myriad of reasons, most of which pertain to the now frightening similarity bewtween SG and Myspace.
I have noticed that one by one the people that made this site worth the $48, are leaving. And so it is with this in mind that I will have to bid you all a fond farewell.
If any of you care to keep in touch, I have a livejournal that I use
Portrait In Flesh
I suppose I would just rather see John Cleese in a bikini, anymore
But in the end, really, who wouldnt?!
xox
A few weeks ago, I watched the entire series of Twin Peaks, yes, even the shitty Lynchless episodes!
I was then convinced that this little kid that was hiding behind a fence at 1am was in fact from the Black Lodge and was going to kill me or something. But rather I think he was eating boogers in secret.
I also remembered how much I truly love Agent Dale Cooper, and have lusted after him since I was maybe 12 years old.
Aww Coop.
It gets a bit dodgey towards the end there, when all the episodes become like an extended episode of Days Of Our Lives, with evil twins and back from the deads all rolled in there. However, one thing or rather two things that keep it from being a big fucking nap and a half shell are:
1. David Lynch as Gordon Cole, who I want to make out with
2. David fucking Duchovny as Denise (the transvestite DEA agent)
Ahh Mulder you foxy bitch! (who I subsequently want to make out with.)
I started school, which pissed me right off, because I loathe having to get up at 9 am every day to go to French class. "La sange est sur la branch"
I have been addicted to Monsieur Izzard the last week or so, and have watched everything I can get my hands on, which is everything but one dvd, Sexie, which is only in region 2. BOOOO!
I also had to sit through Birth of a Nation this morning, and fell asleep twice, but no worries, the south still surrendered! (I have seen this film 2 times already, and I find it to be mostly boring, although the acting is funny as hell, and the white people in black face is just so fucking wrong in all the right ways, I think Spike Lee should remake it.
Lou agrees with me
Mostly because he is so fucking stoned out of his mind, that anything seems like a good idea, except reuniting the Velvet Underground, because why they fuck should Mo Tucker, Sterling Morrison and John Cale get all the glory?!
(I have been reading a book...