age: 38 (Mar 19, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2009

occupation: slacker

i lost my virginity: A couple minutes before the cop tapped on the fogged glass.

fantasy: To grow bangs

most humbling moment: there's been so many

crush: orange

stats: pale bald and dorky

into: Keeping my sanity. Kids. Games. Good times. Having fun. Being a good uncle. Playing with my dog. Writing. Drawing. Ninja training. Cookies! Pie! Good food. Good weed. Good people. Honesty. Generousity. Nature. Beauty.

makes me happy: My nieces! Games. Art. Creativity. Music. Funny people. Pretty ladies. Hugs and kisses. Sweet asses. Smart-asses. My doggy. Nudity!

makes me sad: People who talk a lot about nothing or repeat things a lot. Racism. Christian rednecks. Animal abuse. Child abuse. Drug abuse. Ho abuse. Morbidly obese people. Clear-cutting. Politics. Billboards. Ignorance. Stiff marijuana laws in this state, fuck. My shitty memory. Allergies. Asthma. Phlegm. Lonely people. Reproduction.

heroes: three little girls rule my world

sign: Yield