into: Gargoyles, Sandwiches and doing my own stunts...

makes me happy: Sandwiches duh!!

makes me sad: Dead puppies in a sack on the side of the road and Russian tractors

5 things i can't live without: Sandwiches , Fresh Air, More Sandwiches, Alarm clock, Did I mention Sandwiches??

vices: Goth Girls

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Fishpoliceman - part time thingy taster - Foo Foo fighter

current crush: My two little boys - Oh and the missus

stats: What...

body mods: Running out of Real Estate - a few holes in things as well...

gets me hot: A good old fashion slap on the arse....

favorite position: That one where you get a nosebleed

fantasy: Involves a hot tub full of warm Vaseline and cowboy boots....

sign: on the dotted line.................

most humbling moment: Getting caught picking my nose by a new girlfriend.

i lost my virginity: Yep - and here's me thinking I was going to have to pay for it.