“We're totally secret lovers.”

“He's kind of a sanctimonious, judgmental douche. But I cant hold that against him cause I'm worse. ”

“i made a bumper sticker for my and PointBlank's love. i'm still waiting for his approval on it.”

“Baby, you're the best! Seriously, you are.”

“I like this guy a lot. The funniest man this board has ever seen, with a solid head on his shoulders.”

“What a boring retarded blow-hard. BLOW-hard.”

“PointBlank is always right. Get used to it.”

“
Bosom Buddies forever.”

“I love Topher more than Cocoa says he does.”

“=


You see, this is why PointBlank is cooler than I, he would never fuck up a testimonial. ”

“I love Topher more than Smuffy does.



E-BFF'S4LFE”

“The only person on earth who is actually snarkier than me. I fucking hate him.”

“I love topher so much that I wanted to leave another testimonial saying so.

I hope he knows how much I cherish his friendship and his crazy funny one-liners. .:insert big red heart here:.”

“He is so fucking funny. All his posts make me literally LOL. ”

“Since PB is one of my best friends on this site and since apparently I'm his only true friend I thought "Why contain myself to only being the first to comment in his journal? Let me also be the first and only person to testimonialize him." Honestly, it pains me to think of how many people are missing out on this great person. He's funny as hell. One day it will be my mission to let everyone in on the hidden treasure that is PB. No one else can keep me company during my work hours like he can. Bless him for having the patience to put up with me. We're going to move in together one day but before we do we're so going on AR together!!! What you don't know what AR is? It's our little secret so fuck off. I love you to pieces TP. hee hee...TP. ”