into: My family, freinds, work, etc.

makes me happy: My wife and Kids, little else can compare with the feeling of happiness one can get from your own flesh and blood.

makes me sad: Lack of Sex...No Blow Jobs...

5 things i can't live without: PORN, My Family, Food, oxygen, Toilet Paper

vices: Cigars, Sex, Surfing for porn

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Professional Pervert

current crush: LilMissMorbid

stats: Took it in college got a B

body mods: 5 tats, 3 piercings, and hammertoes....

gets me hot: Oral sex, a naked fat chick, and BOOBS..........

favorite position: I pretty much like them all....

sign: Bridge freezes before roadway

most humbling moment: What does Humbling mean?

i lost my virginity: Congratulations, I lost mine too.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories