age: 28 (Apr 26, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2006

occupation: Master Sock Tester Extraordinaire

most humbling moment: Would be if I found out any of the above had typos ;)

heroes: Magical Trevor, the Travelocity Gnomie

gets me hot: wearing too many layers

body mods: I guess my tail doesn't really count, eh?

sign: No passing. Here to crossing

crush: a certain Egyptian girlie and dance walker(s). Yum yumm! Oh how tasty it would be , To be the meat in a dance walker/Egyptian girlie sammich-y

fantasy: It involves 2 rubber chickens, a salted pretzel, and a tire swing, and is likely illegal in most countries.

makes me sad: Media perfection, stupid people, the constant devolution of humanity, mispronunciation, homophobia, religious fundamentalists, and most of all, crying puppies (NB. I have never really seen a puppy cry, per se, but you can just imagine how sad it would be ~sniffle~)

i lost my virginity: a couple of times, actually

stats: Flunked it the first time