into: dorks

makes me happy: comics, money, booze, and porn

makes me sad: losing things, dead kittens, realizing i'm getting old

5 things i can't live without: comics, porn, amp, skyline chili, and sleep

vices: Spending money of things other than my bills, late nite 24hr eateries, toys, strip clubs

occupation: Smut Peddler/Amateur Koala Bear Wrestler

current crush: PixieDuzt

stats: Married

body mods: 4 Tattoos, 6 Piercings(all facial)

heroes: Batman, Hal Jordan, the Joker, Bob Fender, Larry Flint

gets me hot: having my ears played with, glasses, bruises, pain

favorite position: Tied to a large wooden cross and beaten with black leather straps

fantasy: it changes daily

sign: Virgo

most humbling moment: i'm a naturally humble person

i lost my virginity: on the hood of my Jetta

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek, Gamer