into: Trivia, My Band, MTG, Star Wars, Being a Ninja, Killing Pirates.

makes me happy: Pabst Blue Ribbon, my mom's home cooking, watching monkeys go poop

makes me sad: Pabst Blue Ribbon, dead kitties

5 things i can't live without: Pabst Blue Ribbon, My Fender, Star Wars, FSCRP, My Favorite Shoes

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Ninja Warrior

current crush: Tanya

stats: 6ft. 165. Grey Eyes. Black Hair.

body mods: None, Im too indecisive

gets me hot: Tanya, Girls who know their StarWars, Non-American based accents and Ninja chicks.

favorite position: Ninja Kung-Fu Super Party Fun Time HaHa Grasshopper Warrior Stance

fantasy: Being the mariner in Waterworld and getting to buy all the hookers I want with Dirt!

most humbling moment: When I farted in front of my girlfriend Tanya