age: 31 (Jul 20, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Ninja Warrior

into: Trivia, My Band, MTG, Star Wars, Being a Ninja, Killing Pirates.

body mods: None, Im too indecisive

makes me sad: Pabst Blue Ribbon, dead kitties

fantasy: Being the mariner in Waterworld and getting to buy all the hookers I want with Dirt!

most humbling moment: When I farted in front of my girlfriend Tanya

crush: Tanya

gets me hot: Tanya, Girls who know their StarWars, Non-American based accents and Ninja chicks.

makes me happy: Pabst Blue Ribbon, my mom's home cooking, watching monkeys go poop

stats: 6ft. 165. Grey Eyes. Black Hair.