age: 37 (May 10, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: Like the Watcher, but for nerds

stats: Big scary guy in a mask

gets me hot: chicks dressed up as comic book characters, chicks not dressed at all

fantasy: that I can quit my awful fucking job and just hang out with my family

heroes: my Dad, Ronald Reagan, Sam Raimi, Neal Boortz, Missy Suicide

i lost my virginity: in about 3.5 seconds

body mods: Some body piercings and tattoos on my arms, legs, chest and thigh, all of which seem like they will never connect. All courtesy of Mr. Richard Davis who now resides in Tallahassee.

makes me happy: good movies, good books

most humbling moment: I dunno

crush: I found her and married her. 10-15-2005

into: movies, books, comics, my awesome wife