into: ales, soul patches of chocolate, childish diabolical antics, receiving back scratches, vegan-meat trickery
not into: the howl of infants, roadkill sandwiches, sweet pickles, the IRS, dry-humping cactus, fucktard in my blindspot, nipples on my batsuit
makes me happy: textures, latent potency, small things that make big differences, oceanic mysteries, marshmallow torching, the little things (orgasms) in life that make all the difference.
makes me sad: when artax dies in the swamp of sadness, the probability of failure, lost singular socks, the invention of the kfc double down.
hobbies: i collect them
5 things i can't live without: youthfulness, useful intelligence, good food, nature, and lovey-doveys (please reference steve miller band).
vices: fate and distraction. also chocolate, espresso, and dogs who give the "pet me" expression. (come to think of it, women who have the "pet me" expression as well).
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: enslaved
occupation: monster rancher
stats: level nine wizard
body mods: i wear glasses
gets me hot: all too often, my own imagination.
fantasy: that the dreams and wishes i make for myself have positive fulfillment.
sign: aries
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY STATUS: open relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Straight Edge, Designwank, Dirty, Fuck you, I defy categories
