"i was gonna say that Perdy is a right bummer and smells of poo, but to hell with that, i gotta be honest...

...Perdy is one of the most interesting, intelligent, insane, fun, hottest and tidiest ladies i have the pleasure of knowing. "

"This gal can ride a dirty mop like a nimbus 2000 though liverpool at 4 in the morning like no other, and spot a lame horse for many a mile even when she is drunk. What more could you want! Perdy is ace ok! "

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, she is the lovely. The Lovely Miss Perdy.

SHe is very lovely although not a match for me in a couch wrestle and when we meet she is going to have her arse whipped, but she will like it.

"

"Perdy writes great journal entries.

She's funny. She wears a stolen tiara. She was about as drunk as me. All good things. "

"Perdy is the cutest thing ever! she cracks me up with her fun posts, and yet stirs me by her honesty. I respect what she’s accomplished this year, and feel proud to call her my friend."

"Perdy gave me anal herpes, but you know what - I still love that douchebag.

Oh, and Perdy.





shut the fuck up."

"A complaint that she was too late to be one of the cool kids prompted me to know what to write in my testimonial.

Maybe once upon a time she wasn't. And maybe the change wasn't noticeable to her living her life day to day, year by year.

But when she popped into my journal and left comments it took seconds for me to evaluate the person I had just encountered.

One of the cool kids is just the fucking beginning people. Believe."

"Perdy has the best boobs ever. I should know, I have them now! "

"Perdy is smart and beautiful and caring and she has her feet on the ground even if she doesn't always know it. "

"Perdy is beau-ti-ful! I asked her to marry me in Las Vegas at a Walt Disney wedding chappel where I'd be dressed as Goofy and she'd be dressed as Pluto ...

We're still thinking about it, At least there's a glimmer of hope because she gave me a trillion to one chance .... Only pulling ya leg ... the right one I think ... she's great! "

"Very perdy lady right here people!

stunning

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