age: 38 (Mar 06, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: cow whisperer

into: Filmmaking, guessing deeply held secrets of strangers just without ever talking to them

makes me happy: Many many things

sign: slow children playing

gets me hot: Girls with glasses

makes me sad: Stupid rednecks

most humbling moment: Seeing a picture of a vulture standing over an African child just waiting on him to die and realizing that my problems aren't shit.

i lost my virginity: To a girl who smelled like french fries. She just got off from McDonalds