into: meeting people, bullshitting, throwing enormous parties.

makes me happy: being pleasantly surprised to find out there are still intelligent people out there.

makes me sad: The fact that usually, I don't run into that which I mention above which makes me happy.

5 things i can't live without: Thinks. Feh on things.

vices: it depends on what the definition of "is" is.

occupation: former theoretical physicist (no, really, you know - black holes, the big bang - all the stuff this site is about, right?), former mathematician... now I just help people find stuff.

current crush: r0x0rz my s0x0rz

stats: 61% O, 22% C, 10% H, 2.5% N, 1.4% Ca, 1% Ph, 2.1% trace elements

body mods: ear x3, had my tongue for about a year, have several tats planned, but I'm really picky about who I'll let permanently ink my skin.

gets me hot: The Big Bang. Superplanckian temperatures'll get *everything* hot.

favorite position: the one where there's friction applied to my penis. that feels pretty good.

fantasy: my inner fantasy world evolves at a rate that would make any statement here obsolete by the time you read it, so I'm not even going to bother.

sign: scorpio: sun, moon, rising, mercury, venus, mars.

most humbling moment: It's not terribly humbing thinking about it anymore, but getting caught masturbating in Latin class in 8th grade was pretty fucking humbling at the time. You know, the whole "barely pubescent wang" and all.

i lost my virginity: Saying I "lost" my virginity would be like saying I "miss" work.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, Indie Rocker, Goth, Punk, Hippy, Hipster, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer