into: Underground Journalism. Forgotten Film, History written by the losers. Meeting people I have good chemistry with. Which inevitably leads to lifelong friendship or a torrential love affair spanning centuries, against the backdrop of an interstellar war between megacorporations vying for total control of the the galactic market in low-carb sugar substitutes.

makes me happy: Nothing makes me happy or sad. I am a robot child.

makes me sad: As the robot philosopher Arnold Schwarzenegger said in T3: "Anger is more useful than despair. Basic human psychology is among my subroutines."

vices: My balls like to find their way into 'em...dunno how it happens. Shoulda paid more attention in metalshop.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Writer, Office Gopher

body mods: Fuckers snipped my umbilical cord and didn't even ASK.

favorite position: Fetal, in utero

fantasy: I get turned on by shapes and colors flashed at certain frequencies.

sign: Sur la pave la plage

most humbling moment: Sitting here thinking about what movies, bands and books define me as a person.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Goth, Designwank, Punk, Hippy, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories