into: My wife whenever possible, all that sort of thing

makes me happy: My wife, my kids (usually), going to bed alive and waking up the same, my writing (until I get the check)

makes me sad: Me, pretty much all the time.

5 things i can't live without: My wife's body, my iron lung (if I keep smoking), bottle of alcohol, 2 other things that I don't know of but would die if I didn't have

vices: Smoking cloves, drinking anything and everything in sight, writing (when it pays so badly, it's a vice), rpgs and comics (god help me), my wife, fishnet stockings (not for me though, my legs are too long), strippers

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Full Time Game Designer and Freelance Author

current crush: Cindi Lauper (since forever), a rotating schedule of other women

stats: Gary Gygax says I have an 18 Charisma, and momma thinks I'm handsome (she lies when she's drunk)

body mods: a couple tattoos - a shaolin monk that kinda sucks, and a female samurai that kinda doesn't - and an eyebrow piercing for unlimited goth cred, bro!!!

gets me hot: My wife, ballistic sarcasm, way too many SGs, trip-hop stripping, Cindi Lauper (since forever)

favorite position: Those involving other people

fantasy: I don't bother dreaming anymore.

most humbling moment: Oh, so many. So, so many.

i lost my virginity: A lot of years ago, and I'm sure it would have come back by now if it was going to.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: open relationship

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Retro, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories