“so pretty, oh and he has kick ass dogs”

“i love patch to itty bitty teeny tiny pieces.... but may he never beat me at darts again.

everybody was kung fu fighting! ”

“yummmmmmmmmm Beer ”

“and I coulda sworn I left one of these before, but I don't see it so I'm leaving another!”

“Patch, your the man. Good friend, and an even better friend. You've helped me out tons, I only wanna try and return the favor some day. Your a good man Charlie Brown!”

“Patch is a hell of a lot of fun! And he seems to enjoy watching me bust Trees2112's balls, and that makes me happy! ”

“Ya gotta love him.. haha..He is awesome! Had fun with him the now 2 times that I have hung out with him.. he is a silly silly man! ”

“gotta love the patch. you rawk the socks off”

“A ma nthat knows a good time. He's like a brother to me. New Orleans better watch out for Patch and Muse tearing up the city!”

“*sigh*
you know what i mean.”

“Patch is Pure Pimpjuice.

That is all.”

“Great guy! But I hate him because he is this much [ ] sexier than me. I can't have that. ”

“OMG i get your testimonial cherry...dont worry i'll be gentle...but since i have the dick i make the rules .

*ahem*

Patch rocks my socks off so hardcore. why??? because he bought me soda all night and kept me laughing. i cant wait to see him again ”