age: 38 (May 30, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: corporate slave

sign: gemini baby

makes me sad: having friends move away

most humbling moment: HOMER SIMPSON WILL NEVER GET HIS COMEUPINS!!! NEVER!!!

gets me hot: intelligence, quick wit, high black boots, short skirts, and stockings!

i lost my virginity: in a tent in the woods on a rainy day.

heroes: dear god is bruce wayne the coolest?

crush: the barkeep

body mods: 2 tats, love them both

into: kink

stats: 6'1", 225 lbs