age: 36 (May 11, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2010

occupation: Supermarket Monkey

makes me happy: My Girlfriend. Southern Comfort. Getting paid.

fantasy: To be a 30 something self-funded retiree.

body mods: Totally natch.

into: Listening to music, my GF, generally hanging out with my friends, watching movies.

sign: A Taurus from the Year of the Dragon.

most humbling moment: Losing basically everything I owned and then living in a family homeless shelter at 15 is right up there.

crush: I totally have a major celeb crush on Angie Hart.

i lost my virginity: at 34; finally something I'm spectacular at.

gets me hot: Independent, intelligent women. Natural red hair. Deep blue eyes. Fair skin. Some shades of natural blonde hair. Open mind. Touch.