age: 40 (Oct 31, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: writer

makes me happy: figuring out a math problem, getting a grant, making money

sign: scorpio

body mods: eating combined with exercise

fantasy: a girl on my penis

crush: billie piper

into: horror, lit, anthropology, evolution, darwinian explanations of human beahvrior, statellite radio, africa

stats: 5'10, fat

most humbling moment: just about every meeting with my graduate advisor

i lost my virginity: in a park, behind a bush

makes me sad: people who hate on the star wars prequels, gwbush, the current state of our great country