into: Everything
not into: Creepers
makes me happy: Frank's Red Hot and Champagne mangoes.
makes me sad: Having to fill this shit all out again.
hobbies: Capoeira, playing in my band, wasting my life on the internet
5 things i can't live without: Blistex DCT, Vibram Five Fingers shoes, sunshine, coffee, water
vices: Days slipping away spent online, boozing, inappropriate crushes
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Servicing your mother
occupation: Mojo filter
current crush: Too old for me, too much baggage, extremely inappropriate. Therefore, perfect.
And Subrosa. Always.
stats: Thick and juicy
body mods: Piercings: two holes in each earlobe, one in upper right cartilage, left nostril, labret, tongue, vertical hood, nipples.
Tattoos: blue and red flames on wrists; "Kia Kaha" on knuckles; teardrop on left index finger; Charlie Chaplin moustache on right index finger; salt and pepper shakers on left shoulder; multi-colour winged scarab chest piece; heart, butterfly, and straight razor with "Move Along" banner on right hip; Linkin Park backpiece; Sheikah Nation emblem on middle upper back; "Two Coasts, One Love" family banner on the back of my neck; Siren and sea leg piece on right calf; "Thou Art God" on right ankle; cherries under right outer ankle bone; 4-leaf clover under right inner ankle bone; hot dog under left outer ankle bone; lilac ladybug under left inner ankle bone; "assez bien" on top of right and left foot, respectively; cherry-lime cocktail sword on left ribs; Iowa cycling team logo on right front lower shin.
heroes: People who live the way they want to live.
gets me hot: Scratch me, bite me, pull my hair. I like hickeys, I don't give a fuck if they're trashy. Also, champagne.
favorite position: Ride that shit, cowgirl.
fantasy: Lifetime free housecleaning service.
sign: Capricorn
most humbling moment: Giving birth to my twins the old-fashioned way. Behold the power of a woman's body!
i lost my virginity: To my high-school sweetheart, who I later married and MORE than made up for us popping our cherries on the floor of my dark, cramped closet.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: open relationship
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, HipHop, Tattooed, Goth, Retro, Punk, Piercing, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva
