age: 32 (Jan 02, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Mojo filter

makes me sad: Having to fill this shit all out again.

makes me happy: Frank's Red Hot and Champagne mangoes.

sign: Capricorn

stats: Thick and juicy

heroes: People who live the way they want to live.

crush: Too old for me, too much baggage, extremely inappropriate. Therefore, perfect. And Subrosa. Always.

most humbling moment: Giving birth to my twins the old-fashioned way. Behold the power of a woman's body!

gets me hot: Scratch me, bite me, pull my hair. I like hickeys, I don't give a fuck if they're trashy. Also, champagne.

i lost my virginity: To my high-school sweetheart, who I later married and MORE than made up for us popping our cherries on the floor of my dark, cramped closet.

into: Everything