age: 31 (Mar 03, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Information Technology

i lost my virginity: To a pretty red haired girl I met in college that looked a little like Tori Amos.

stats: 6'4" 300lbs, bald head, beard (yeah, I'm from Philly), Light Blue Eyes

fantasy: A girl that can make me cum while kicking my ass at Street Fighter.

body mods: Tattoos

gets me hot: Submissive Women, Asians, Red Hair, long hair, pale skin, good kissers.

into: Girls that don't find my sense of humor repulsive, Submissives, long hair (Red/Black), girls that like to stay in and eat out.

heroes: Art Adams, Al Swearenger, Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia, Greg Hughes, Bill Burr, Koji Igarashi, John Norman, Douglas Adams

crush: Alizee, possibly the prettiest girl alive.

most humbling moment: When I was unemployed 8 years ago, damn what a scary time in my life.

sign: Pisces