age: 34 (Dec 08, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2006
occupation: BROKER
stats: available for consultation
heroes: Wayne
i lost my virginity: too young. age 6- Kristina sitting on my face, playing doctor- using natural probes.
crush: extra virgin olive oil
sign: yield
makes me happy: the moon, rain, women & girls, tits-big ones&small ones, cilantro pesto, fresh sourdough bread. my dog's blue/brown eyes.
fantasy: indulging yours... And making enough money to fulfill every SG's every desire.
makes me sad: crack heads and retard democrats
most humbling moment: in preschool, having my perfect pumpkin roll away from me as the school bus lurched; later finding it with its stem broken off, laying beside it. My mom glued it back on.
body mods: ALL POST BIRTH HOLES HAVE LONG SEALED. Most scars have faded. Ink is still drying.
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