Like a literal fork in a figurative road, it's...


Smiley Song Time! 


Bang
, Oriental setting
And the city don't
that the city is gettin':
The creme de la creme of the chess
in a
show with every
but
l Brynner
flies -- doesn't
m a minute
since the Tirolean spa had the chess boards in
.
All change -- don't
that when 
at this level there's
ordinary venue
's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
or This place!
[One
in Bang
and the
's
r oyster
- the bars are temples but the
ls ain't free.
'll find a
in every golden cloister
- And if
're
y then the
's a
.
can
an angel sliding up to
]
One town's very like another
when
r head's down over
r pieces, brother.
[
's a drag -
's a
-
's really such a pity
to be
ing at the board, not
ing at the city]
Whaddya mean? Ya
n one crowded, polluted, stinkin' town --
[Tea, girls - warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite]
Get Thai'd!
're talkin' to a tourist
whose every move's among the purest.
"
get m
kicks above the waistline, Sunshine."
[One
in Bang
makes a hard
humble
- Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One
in Bang
and the
guys tumble
- Can't be too careful with
r company.
can
the devil walking next to
]
(Instrumental)
S
am's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
This grips
more than would a
muddy
river or reclining Buddha.
And thank
'm only watching the game -- controlling
--
don't
guys rating
The kind of mate
'm contemplating.
'd let
watch --
would invite
,
but the queens
use would not excite 
So
better go back to
r bars,
r temples,
r massage
parlours...
[One
in Bang
and the
's
r oyster
- The bars are temples but the
ls ain't free
'll find a
in every golden cloister
- A little flesh, a little history.
can
an angel sliding up to 
One
in Bang
makes a hard
humble
- Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night in Bang
and the
guys tumble
- Can't be too careful with
r company.
can
the devil walking next to
.]
Bang
And the city don't
The creme de la creme of the chess
in ashow with every
but
flies -- doesn't since the Tirolean spa had the chess boards in
All change -- don't
or This place!
[One
in Bang
's - the bars are temples but the
- And if
y then the One town's very like another
when
[
- to be
Whaddya mean? Ya
[Tea, girls - warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset-Maugham suite]
Get Thai'd!
whose every move's among the purest.
"
[One
in Bang- Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One
in Bang- Can't be too careful with
(Instrumental)
S
to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
This grips
muddy
And thank
The kind of mate
but the queens
use would not excite So
parlours...
[One
in Bang
's - The bars are temples but the
- A little flesh, a little history.
One
in Bang- Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night in Bang
- Can't be too careful with
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