About Me
down ass bitch.
5 parts booty
15 parts whoop ass
50 parts sarcasm
topped off with a healthy helping a hoochie for good measure
age: 83 (Jan 30, 1930)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2003
occupation: cunning linguist
gets me hot: complete control
heroes: Gandalf
body mods: Yes
crush: Cate Blanchett & Nicki Minaj
fantasy: I heart strippers





























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