About Me
down ass bitch.
5 parts booty
15 parts whoop ass
50 parts sarcasm
topped off with a healthy helping a hoochie for good measure
age: 82 (Jan 30, 1930)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2003
occupation: cunning linguist
makes me sad: Rain in Seattle, animal cruelty, apathy, & fronts....oh & Sheeple.
crush: Cate Blanchett & Nicki Minaj
fantasy: I heart strippers
sign: Aquarius
most humbling moment: realizing lawschool wasn't for me



























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