"Kim once sucked a hole in my neck to see who was coming down the road. Look out, man."

"I do believe that it can easily be said that Missus Maybe evil is much, MUCH cooler than you.

Wait...let me check..

Yes, she definitley is.

Thank you, come again."

"This girl is peachiest of the keen. She really does rock. And if there was a drier big enough for me to fit in I would try it out."

"Lips like sugar. Sugar kisses."

"Most definitely evil. You know, the good, there-should-be-more-of-her kind of evil."

"DUDE......Her smile is like an icey cold glass of lemonade on a hot sunny california summer day. "

"Absolutley lovely in every sense of the word. If you don't already know this girl....what the fuck are you waiting for?"