age: 31 (Sep 10, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2012

occupation: Head Muthatruckin' Lunch Lady

most humbling moment: Having to move back to my hometown after ten years and a horrible breakup.

crush: Capri Anderson

gets me hot: brunettes with pale skin that ignore you when they like you

fantasy: My favorite suicide girl passing me a blunt.

sign: I'm smarter than you Virgo!!!

makes me happy: drinks outside, cloudy days, rainy days, snow days, my beaniness in general. hammocks, bud, and music, art, lightning storms, green scenery, breathtaking visuals.

makes me sad: ex-girlfriends, bitter people, hopeless romantics, Mcdonalds, running out of bud, Sundays, sunny days, Monday thru Wednesday

into: philosophy, brunettes with pale skin, red heads with tons of freckles, music, movies, video games, arguing, cooking, baking, all forms of art, traveling, festivals, Latinas (except Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara), Mexican culture.

heroes: Kahlil Gibran

stats: 5'10, 190, HUGE BRAIN (balls)