into: Beating up animals, small children and old people and then inviting them on a cruise afterwards.

makes me happy: In a word. Kittens.

makes me sad: Compressed air...I mean. If I was an oxygen molecule i'd feel imprisoned in that canister. Just so people can clean there keyboards...sheesh.

5 things i can't live without: You'd be surprised what people can live without.

vices: Throwing people

thoughts on sg: I hate it

occupation: Student/Starbucks Barista ~ I make your lattes and hate you when you say "Oh, I ordered this Iced, not hot"

current crush: Guys don't have crushes, just people they'd like to fuck, so...Everyone

stats: I'm a Short, Stocky, Balding man...And I'm sorry.

body mods: Well I used to take steroids as a child and from it i got stunted growth...now THAT'S body modification. Screw all of you

gets me hot: Disci.

favorite position: Crying.

fantasy: Attacking a bear while on cocaine

sign: Virgo. Astrology is bullshit by the way.

most humbling moment: Hmm...when i was 10 I mooned my sisters and her friends by putting my ass up against a window, but I put my ass up so hard that I broke the glass...yea that was pretty bad

i lost my virginity: To a 45 year old double jointed albino prostitute. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Burner, Retro, Hillbilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories