"I love Erik like an older brother who comes home from college on the weekends to do his laundry, roll you a joint, and make you laugh your face off while talking comic books. He's going to be big one day, and I'll even forgive him for forgetting all of us little people because let's be real, if anyone deserves it, it's him."

"The first time we hung out and really talked it became clear to me that Erik is a rare breed of smart and ass.
"You had me at Mr. Show." "

"I love you to pieces"

"A stand up guy and a fun drinking partner. Had a blast in San Diego my friend, we'll have to do it again. Disneyland is coming up, you know? "

"what can I say but that we've been homies for I think 8 years now and I wouldn't trade your skinny, white ass for anything."