makes me happy: A day with absolutely nothing to do.

makes me sad: People who try to do things just to be different. Being different is great. You don't have to try. Just be you.

5 things i can't live without: laptop, PDA/Phone, TP for my bunghole, Tivo, Bed

vices: Let's see...I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, murder, or flatulate in elevators (not when there's someone else in there, anyway) but aside from those, pretty much all the rest of the vices.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Procrastinating

occupation: I love to play doctor.

current crush: Jessica Alba and Avril Lavigne...and all the SGs of course. :)

stats: big old (36) and ugly (but painfully honest)

body mods: zero

heroes: People who care AND think...rare combination.

gets me hot: To me the MOST important thing is passion. Just letting go of inhibition and giving yourself totally to the experience. There are tons of things that get me hot, but that is a common thread through many of them.

favorite position: Are there any bad ones?

fantasy: (They'd ban me if I told)

sign: Aries the Ram

most humbling moment: TOO numerous to narrow down to one.

i lost my virginity: In the passenger's seat of a buick. Then I married her. (the girl...not the buick)

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative

POT: Nope

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories