age: 41 (Feb 24, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2003
occupation: Professional Bitchy Old Man
body mods: 14 ga. in each ear (understated, that's kinda my style I guess) left shoulder "Mom" in a heart.
sign: Moody Pisces
fantasy: To pimp-slap George W. Bush.
i lost my virginity: yep... I sure did.
most humbling moment: Spending 3 days in jail.
into: Exploring our nation's highways, collecting and sculpting interesting action figures, movies, movies, and movies, smoking any kind of leaf I can get my hands on, bitching about our Idiot-in-Chief, making pretty girls smile, axe-throwing, listening to NPR, and confounding my family.
stats: 5'11'', 170 lbs, and fuzzy.
crush: I'm now living with Miss Renee, and things are going swimmingly.
So I'm now officially off the road, living on Cape Cod, working full time, and not exactly enjoying it. The only thing that's keeping me sane is knowing that soon (when we get everything squared away) Renee and I will be joining the crazy wacky traveling gypsy band known as the Renaissance Faire together.
I miss it, and I'm glad I've set aside some time to still do two shows -- the one up here in Carver, MA (my "Home Show", as they say) and Deerfield Beach, FL in February. I think if I have to spend an entire winter up here, and it's as bad as last winter, I really will crack up and/or lose my shit.
So more (probably) later, but I ain't promisin' nuthin'.
--Steven
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Jeseryn