age: 35 (Jul 02, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: pro wrestler

crush: Mr. T

i lost my virginity: to Gene Hackman

into: Japanese underground culture

makes me sad: television commercials, malls, dying of cancer, sunday afternoons, brain tumors, church.

sign: Cancer

gets me hot: chili peppers, bald girls, tattoos, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pickles in sandwiches, seeing copies of my books in print, Mr. T impersonations, ninjas, the glowing outfits from the movie Tron, metal mohawks, Return of the Living Dead part 3.

makes me happy: books, vodka, pizza parties, Goonies, grape soda, pirates, lunchables, wax museums, my cat Zombie.

fantasy: Much more fun than reality.

most humbling moment: Getting hit by a car.

stats: STR: 13 DEX: 11 CON: 8 WIS: 12 INT: 7 CHA: 11 (That's the dorkiest response I could come up with)