age: 30 (Jul 13, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: culture broker

i lost my virginity: to the internet

gets me hot: tongue, lingerie, great hair, girls that laugh at my jokes, eye fucking

stats: wee

sign: cancer

body mods: nice scars and bad scars

makes me happy: traveling, Batman underwear, good conversation, cartoons, animals, cool art, when all my snakes eat, seeing the old bands still playing, green lights when I want them and red ones when I want to change a CD

makes me sad: loneliness, lowliness, lawfulness, fruit flies and roaches, lost pet signs, not having people to go the movies with

into: pets, The Goon, cartoons, burlesque, movies, comics, pinups, collecting tchockies of all types (what can I say? I am into material culture)

most humbling moment: Major organ failure before the age of 25

heroes: don't let heroes get your kicks for you