age: 31 (Jun 29, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2009

occupation: support worker

makes me sad: normal people, everyday life in general pretty much sucks

into: metal, deathcore, the bible, women, girls, babes, weirdness, and day dreaming

body mods: a really cool beard

sign: all you can eat for £3.50

crush: i stepped on a bottle lid this morning, im sure it was pretty much crushed

fantasy: being the punisher and brining justice to all, winning the lottery, owning my own bar, finding someone that will be with me despite my wierdness and fatness and ugliness, fitting into xl clothes oneday.

makes me happy: errrrr, espeism, getting attention, affection, harder then fook brutal deathcore, seeing ol people fall over, and sleeping i love sleeping.

stats: 6 out of 10 statisstics are made up

heroes: jesus, my mumu and dad, Todd Bentley, Dog the bounty hunter, my sister, and all those in the service fighting for our freedom.

most humbling moment: mooning an entire bus