age: 30 (Jun 29, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2009

occupation: support worker

into: metal, deathcore, the bible, women, girls, babes, weirdness, and day dreaming

most humbling moment: mooning an entire bus

crush: i stepped on a bottle lid this morning, im sure it was pretty much crushed

sign: all you can eat for £3.50

makes me sad: normal people, everyday life in general pretty much sucks

fantasy: being the punisher and brining justice to all, winning the lottery, owning my own bar, finding someone that will be with me despite my wierdness and fatness and ugliness, fitting into xl clothes oneday.

makes me happy: errrrr, espeism, getting attention, affection, harder then fook brutal deathcore, seeing ol people fall over, and sleeping i love sleeping.

heroes: jesus, my mumu and dad, Todd Bentley, Dog the bounty hunter, my sister, and all those in the service fighting for our freedom.

gets me hot: fire, thick coats, central heating, the summer, a nice boal of hot soup or porrige, my duvet, my laptop when its overheating, thrmal underwear,a hair dryer on high heat

body mods: a really cool beard