age: 30 (Feb 13, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Unemployed blogger

body mods: Insulin pump.

makes me happy: My husband, or anyone else who really wants to kiss me. Curvy ladies. Scrabble. Indie movies.

stats: 5'6", blonde hair, blue eyes, incredible sarcastic wit

crush: I can only have just one?

makes me sad: Drama. Dubya. Wasted talent. People who can only make excuses. Not having a friggin' job.

into: Glasses, makeup, brains, poets, writing, zombies, smart boys, cute girls, music, libraries, poetry slams, video games, concerts, Adult Swim, ass-shaking, NPR, general ridiculousness.

most humbling moment: Performing a poem for a National audience because a friend asked me to open the show.

sign: Aquarius

fantasy: The one with the hot boy-on-boy action.

gets me hot: Sexy words. Occasional dirty talk. Spankings. Good poetry. Cillian Murphy. Ben Gibbard's singing. The smell of a freshly showered cute boy. Boys in eyeliner. Smart women.