MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Insubordinate

crush: Andrea

stats: 6'3+ size13feet = small pinky finger

fantasy: To use my penis as a walking stick, I wanna be a Tripod I guess?

body mods: I want to get a Ink on my Ass that Says TOSSED SALAD, yeah thats bad ass

i lost my virginity: When I think I was 13 or 14 was very fast, (friends sister)

most humbling moment: Went to my cottage for long weekend with friends,high on shrooms weed alcohol and some other things, Before going into town friends dared me to walk around with nothing but a fly swatter bright red undies and Cowboy hat (fucked up) went into a shit kicker bar filled with truckers and hicks, I think a few people dropped there beers and then one of my so called friends rips my underwear right off and I'm Freeballing for About 2 secs in the bar, then walk back naked

gets me hot: Tied up,Role playing, Andrea, Getting BJs,Leather, Dirty Pillows, Going really fast, Doing cart wheels naked in my back yard, Sex in public places, short skirts and long legs ohhhh Yeaaahhhh, and the Sun

makes me sad: War,Pop music, Politics, Religon, Old women exposing there breasts, Speedo's, Animal Cruelty, Death, and Fake people.

makes me happy: Friends , Sex, My Girl, Hockey, Bikes, Porn, Cars, Anything with an engine, Orgasms, Alternate reality, Music, being outdoors, and My cottage

into: Anything that hasn't been done. Hockey,Bikes,Chaos, Drugs, Music, Ruffin It,Cars, Bikes skiing, snowboarding Karaokee,Staying Outdoors, Being on top of the food chain, and killing my liver