"She has the BEST vagina."

"Happy Birfday!!!"

"i love you so much. and i don't mean that in a 3,000 miles over the internet way. you are an amazing person and i'm glad that i've gotten to know you. we still have myspace and i hope that we are able to keep in touch."

"People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply, "Cat.""

"she is not the novelty poster child some might assume, but an intriguing person who has the ability to make one look inward. this is all despite the fact that she is so deliciously watered down and blue colar - the lowbrow PBR queen."

"She has a voice as soothing as gentle rain on a scortching July day. She has a smile that brings light to the world. Her heart is the wellspring and her soul the waterfall. She can match words with a truck driver and stop children's tears mid-flow. She's a strong woman, a lover and a fighter, and she'll always be there for those lucky enough to love her."

"i've seen 'Foo dismantle a PBR can with her bare hands. it was awesome. she threw it at this guy with a mullet and called him charles. i was moderately terrified so i hid under a rock next to the stove and smoked about a pack of cigarettes. the next thing i knew, alarms with ringing and a guy with a hat was asking all sorts of questions and writing down my answers. however, the garlic bread came out pretty good! i think it wasn't luck, but awe. this wasn't the first time 'Foo has thrown things at people, but i will always remember how the PBR can traveled with great skill and precision onto the faces of the onlooker. no wires! it was some crazy mad disaster recovery! i will always saunter into the macabre like a tex avery cartoon if 'Foo is around. and how."

"I love saying her name out loud. LuluKittyFoo. It's fun."

"throws a mean game of darts. watch you shins though if you piss her off! haha"

"She's really mysterious in a cute and charming way. Called me "Bama Boy." I likes that nickname superlots."

"Of all the people on my friends list who I haven't met yet, she's the one I most want to."

"Her eye is almost as sexy and sultry as mine own. Even as zombies we could give the masses bedroom eyes and make them swoon.

She is a good example of why not to hold a grudge or take words posted on the internet too seriously. We met in a sort of online snark fight(which is vanished now ) and all it did is make me laugh and want to be her firend. It's amazing what you'll learn about people when you know you don't know.

However, if either of my children, especially my son, ever turns up missing, hers will be the first name, photo, known associates, and last known location I give the authorities.



Slainte! "

"Those are some HOT ass eyes in her profile pic.

Oh, and she's a good person or something.

-TM"