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Member: Northern
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Interests

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bands:

  1. Nine Inch Nails
  2. Ministry
  3. Peaches
  4. Eminem
  5. Lady Gaga
  6. lots of mash-ups

films:

  1. Heathers
  2. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
  3. 800 Fantasy Lane
  4. the American Pie movies
  5. Sixteen Candles
  6. Bram Stoker's Dracula

tv shows:

  1. How I Met Your Mother
  2. 30 Rock
  3. American Dad
  4. Big Bang Theory
  5. Bones
  6. NCIS
  7. all sorts of newscasts
  8. The Simpsons
  9. Family Guy

Video Games:

  1. Pong
 

into: Sleeping. Cheese. Volunteering.

not into: Blood. Tension.

makes me happy: Medication. Comedy. People who make me smile.

makes me sad: All the missed opportunities.

hobbies: I collect business cards - seriously. Thousands of them, in binders and boxes.

5 things i can't live without: Air, water, food, TV, high-speed net connection

vices: Sex. Seriously, I don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do drugs.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Sleeping. Staring into space, trying to decide what to do, until I run out of time and nothing gets done.

 

occupation: Depressed paranoid schizophrenic

current crush: Anyone unattainable.

stats: 5'10"

body mods: Nothing cool, just a gastric band.

gets me hot: You

favorite position: It's been so long, I can't recall.

fantasy: Finding that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. Laying in bed, touching someone, and both of us feel completely at peace with the world.

sign: Caution - Bumpy Road Ahead

most humbling moment: Every year when I age another year and think of how I'm still single and childless.

i lost my virginity: in a hotel room while attending a political convention.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish