age: 42 (Dec 21, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Re-arranging my sock drawer. Watching ice melt. Not so secret shopper at Wendy's. I'm in the business of Getting Down

fantasy: 30 minute shopping spree at Amoeba Records

gets me hot: Lottery Scratchers and The Purple Rain Soundtrack.

crush: Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Zoey Deshanel

i lost my virginity: while watching David Letterman read the top ten list

makes me happy: destroying my heart, liver, kidneys, and pretzels.

into: Concerts, record stores, indie flicks, midnite movies, alternative girls, KXLU,LA WEEKLY, Food and Beverage, Licking,Hollywood Park, shrinky dinks, that thing that you draw on with knobs and then you shake it to erase - both the big sized one and the mini key chain one, Live Wire Mountain Dew, Parker Posey, Candy necklaces, well... candy anything, Betting the Farm

body mods: I am looking into adding two more arms like guy in The Clash of the Titans, all my tats and piercings are currently on vacation

sign: SAG MF'n Sag

stats: Chaotic Evil