age: 41 (Dec 21, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Re-arranging my sock drawer. Watching ice melt. Not so secret shopper at Wendy's. I'm in the business of Getting Down

crush: Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Zoey Deshanel

makes me happy: destroying my heart, liver, kidneys, and pretzels.

i lost my virginity: while watching David Letterman read the top ten list

fantasy: 30 minute shopping spree at Amoeba Records

stats: Chaotic Evil

gets me hot: Lottery Scratchers and The Purple Rain Soundtrack.

sign: SAG MF'n Sag

body mods: I am looking into adding two more arms like guy in The Clash of the Titans, all my tats and piercings are currently on vacation

into: Concerts, record stores, indie flicks, midnite movies, alternative girls, KXLU,LA WEEKLY, Food and Beverage, Licking,Hollywood Park, shrinky dinks, that thing that you draw on with knobs and then you shake it to erase - both the big sized one and the mini key chain one, Live Wire Mountain Dew, Parker Posey, Candy necklaces, well... candy anything, Betting the Farm